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4/29/2k3 Tues 4:15 AM Once upon a time... |
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...There was this company called AT&T Broadband Internet
that hosted this shitty little site called The Hidden Agenda, or as the
kids called it, "The Agenda". This company, though pure and good
made a few mistakes here and there and dropped the site down for about
two weeks. Because of all the fuss and trouble that was caused to the people
who ran the site they agreed to take off the amount of time lost, on their
account, so no hard feelings would be had. But it turns out that it was
all a sham to shut us up over here. So when ATTBI switched over to Comcrap,
er, ComCAST, they simply "forgot" about the whole incident and
probably went home to screw a donkey and eat some penis or whatever those
heathens do on their off time. But the thing that stings is, i still want
my broadband. I guess its worth their GREAT customer "service"
for a little extra bandwidth. Anyways, the moral of this story is killing
two birds with one stone is fine just as long as those birds are a metaphorical
representation of Comcast and its subsidiaries and "stones" is
a metaphorical representation of a bomb. |
- Ninja
"i met a madman and when i smile he smiles"
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The weirdest game of golf. Ever.
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4/25/2003 Wed 8:35 AM
Steel Battalion lives! |
- There's a point when too much of a good thing can be
just that, too much. Soul Calibur II was everywhere i looked for about
2 weeks straight. Gamecube, Playstation, XBox, Arcade. If i see one more
Ivy, Kilik, Maxi or Link combo im gonna snap. Well, again. I also find
it funny that im going to sleep when most normal people wake for a fresh
new day. I dont know why its funny. Ha ha funny, not queer funny. Speaking
of movies... 3 open today which ive been looking forward to: Confident,
Identity and Better Luck Tomorrow. Some great news here straight from the
electronic-cal presses. Im hyped. Are you hyped? Im hyped.
 Steel Battalion IS still in production.
Capcom just announced Tekki Taisen for mid May.
Darkness
Falls. At least i didnt fall asleep.
 
Much better than i thought it was gonna be. There was only one truly frightening
part, the intro. Tension? pfft, we dont need no stinking tension. Again
Ninja doesnt know what he is talking about.
Pikmin II and
Mario Kart Double
Dash for GC pics and new info. Here is some new footage
of RUNE II (Lost Kingdoms II) also. Sweetness.
SNK
versus Capcom
roster thus far: Kyo, Iori, Mai, Earthquake, Terry, Ryo, Shiki, Choi, Ryu,
Ken, Chun-Li, Hugo, Guile, Tabasa, Gouki and Dhalsim. Three KOF originals,
two Garous/FatalFurys, one Art o Fightin', one Sam Spirits/Shodown, one
samspirits64, FIVE SF2s, one SF3, one SSF2X, one chick from game that never
came out (?red earth/warzard) but showed up in pocket fighter. So thats
7 out of 8 characters on the cap side from a Street Fighter. Couldnt have
Playmore dug a little deeper? Im still wondering if this is gonna be a
fighting game. Im sure the cost will be higher than all of Cypress Hill
at four dot dot two oh.
The Pillows'
website for j00. FLCL music done
by. Clicking you will.
New CTR for all systems!
Not done by naughty dog, but the XBox and PS2 promise link support.
Ive been watching
the first few eps of this anime Rahxephon, pronounced Rack-sama-lama-lackuma-phone,
so when i heard that there was a game coming out for it i... well, i kinda
shrugged and skipped to the roster for SNKvCAP. Now the more i think about
it the more i want to see what its going to be like. I think Bandai is
handling it, notorious for making bad to mediocre games. Now THAT is a
range. Still, it could be near-good.
Stupidest Novelty of the
Day:
- Deck of Playing
cards with faces of Iraq's "most wanted" on them.
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- Ninja
"What are you, some bottom-feedin, scum-sucking,
algea-eater?"
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4/18/2k3 Fri 2:35 AM With the kids sing out the future |
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Fooly Cooly, Furi Curi, Furry Curry, FLCL. Gainax and Production
IG. Anime étonnant. Dig the beats dig the animation dig the mecha
and dig the most seemingly random series ever. Kinda havent made one of
these in awhile. Thought it'd be keen. With the kids sing out the future.
Maybe, kids don't need the masters. Just waiting for the little Busters
(oh yeah...)
click here... or here to get to the downloads section. |
- Ninja
"thats the soup that idles in our heads"
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Caption sez it all, people.
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4/8/2003 Tues 3:55 AM
STIKFASSSSSSS! |
- I didnt know it was possible to get so little sleep that
it was possible to feel like you were asleep and dreaming but actually
walking around and talking. Its kinda fun, actually.
Stikfas are quite possibly the
coolest little "super-articulated 3-inch figure one can assemble and
configure in numerous ways". <send payment to MGSNinjaX@yahoo.com>.
For about nine bucks i got this little green army fellow whom ive found
to be so poseable he puts dahlsim to shame. It came with about a dozen
little guns and a whole shit load of stickers to adorn it's face and armor.
Someone sat down long and godamn HARD to think up these badboys. I hear
there's a Samurai one and a Knight with Horse. I dont know why i just capitalized
those nouns just then. Shit, i should have made a point of my mistake.
Stupid, stupid Ninja.
- About DAMN time.
About damn time for an good RPG on a Nintendo system again.
Next Sega GT on
XBox Live.
WXIII Patlabor
the Movie 3
Monsters? What the?! Eh. Good watch.
Made
In Wario is one of the funniest games ive laughed at (only this time
i think its supposed to be laughed at).
I still cant believe its gonna be landing on these shores. If you've played
the game im sure you would agree. It was a little tricky to beat what with
the quiz parts all in Japanese. 'beat' Im not sure if thats the right word.
All i have to say is Monkey
on a bike with VR glasses throwing bannanas at cop-cars. Thats one of the
stages the mini games take place in. The exact number of games in all is
fairly large number like gazillion or something. The mini games are setup
in sort of stages. Each stage has its own group of games that can only
be played from that stage. The first one is of Wario. Well, wario trapped
inside his tapedeck. You get the idea. You dont? Shit, i STILL dont. The
games from the fourth stage have a very retro feel to them: Duckhunt, Mario
Bros, Punch out etc. You might be wondering what makes this game so funny
aside from the absurd stages and insanely fun minigames, well, how about
the fact that after each non-sensical cut scene between each stage you
are simply shoved into minigame after mingame SUPERSPED
right onto your GBA screen each one being faster than the last. There are
also a handfull of hidden games, some of which are two player (one GBA,
two players), that can be unlocked once you...uh, do stuff. I didnt know
what happened to unlock em, it just kinda happened.Oh, and the import came
with stickers. Yes. I think they are calling the game Wario's
Super Minigame Japanese Super Game or some shit in America. Great.
King Of Fighters EX2:howling blood. Better than the last one. Uh, Ex
1.
Strikers? More like... Stupid-ers. I cant read. Import friendly, only a
little text here and there. Its a fighting game.
Visitor Email of the Day part Two:
- "Dont put my fuking dam dam emails on the your site!!"
-Jordasher2002
Jordasher, our ol' pal, Jordasher. If ouly i could understand your emails.
Keep those comin' in!
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- Ninja
"What are you, some bottom-feedin, scum-sucking,
algea-eater?"
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4/3/2k3 Wed 5:59 AM Fan Mail Bag! |
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I just got an email from abbah.mantu@deskpilot.com stating
that he wants me to be in on this "amazing" find of his. He says
that if i only send him 15 dollars US he will make me, and only me, a MILLIONAIRE.
See, its like this: He was on a trip from his "position as a lawyer"
and his buddy keyed him in on these ancient artifacts that are worth like
a hundred-zillion-gazillion dollars needing a home. So, he decided to open
a bank account but he needs "clean money" (i guess it needs to
be laundered, dryer still or sumthin') in order for his swiss bank to allow
him to deposit anything. This is where i come in with the 15 smackers.
The fact he picked me, and only me, outta the other 5 point whatever billion
other people on this earth is amazing, i mean, how did he KNOW?! Now, the
current ninja state im in uh, currently is just the opposite of being a
MILLIONAIRE. In fact im more of what "people with money" call
"broke ass broke". Its true, ive heard em say it. So yeah, naturally
im ready to jump on this deal. It COULD be fake but Addah also says that
"this isnt fake" and if i know Addah, he is NO liar. At least
for the few fleeting moments i was reading his email anyways. I kinda sense
these things. Anyways, it turns out that ive less than 15 bucks in my bank
account at this time so what i did in the money's stead was send this packet
of old, smoked salmon that has been living (and i think... breathing) in
my fridge since before a time when the seas enveloped the lands. It was
STUCK to the shelf it was brooding on. Sure, the shipping was about a buck
fifty EXTRA and the lady at the post office didnt believe what i was sending
wasnt food (technically it isnt, if you think about it. I dont eat things
that have the capacity to still move) the package is on its way. Im sure
Addah will be so overjoyed that his lust for life will end only when the
eons-old salmon has depleted its uses. I sit here patiently waiting for
my check in the mail. I wish we got more email from people like Addah.
Ahhhh, Addah. Keep sending those emails to MGSNinjaX@yahoo.com! |
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