Your guess is as good as mine

Well, four whole days and my comp is still kickin...

I think its a bloody good omen thus far, you? Ive got a whole metric assload of E3 news for everyone but i dont think ive all the marbles to consolidate das info yet. The list is long, oh yes it is. It looked like every system is gonna 0wn this year and into the next. All look promising. All but the XBox. Microsoft needs to start buying up OTHER low-radar, Mac-only developers if they want to see a better tomorrow. Thats sales, kids, in case you didnt know. Granted there are a whole kaboodle of games worth owning the machine for but not nearly as many as all the other systems. Course the fact its getting pee'd and poo'd on in Europe and Japan doesnt help the matter. To be honest im still buying one. Fo Toe-hune'd dallas, shoot. Too bad im gonna mostly be playin HALO on it till Panzar comes. Despite what Tycho and Gabe think, mah bungie caint do me no wrong. Im venting, of course, its got a bunch of other great *cough*sega*cough* games coming out too. Its popular to bad mouth Microsoft, dont ya know? Its IN, man. IN. And... on with the show.

 

There are three essential things that a person needs in a usual day that allows him/her to function on till the next: 1.sleep, 2.food, 3.make waste. This is ALL we need. If we are denied any of these things we get mighty damn upset and the balance between man and things that come into contact with man's fists become... unbalanced. Or something. [Segway] So, i was at this amazingly great place the other day with mi padre and mi grandma-a called Fonda. Its a tiny little mexi-italian-Mediterranean bistro. Each dish was about the size of a small appetizer and the price of: One, Jet [Set] Grind Radio, New ($9.99). Its in Albany, California (near Berkeley) 1501 Solano Ave. Their number: 510-559-9006. The joint looked very neo-hippy, but with plenty of grad-student undertones to satisfy any Berkeley student. We were seated in an upper section, kind of a loft-like deal. It was furnished with tiny tables and around each table was a trio of small couch-armchairs. Quite comfy, i might add. Since my dad had been before we allowed him to order. While my grandma was busy looking for something that fell under her norm, meat and potatoes (and rice ;), my dad started us off with the Ostiones pimentados, Six oysters on the half shell, fresh with black pepper and a lime sauce, raw, of course. Prolly THE most sweetest oysters outside of pulling them from the ocean myself. The pepper was a great crunch that mixed well with the taste of sour/sweet lime. Next was the "Vuelve a la Vida, a sort of caveche seafood cocktail. Not... BAD but i dont think our perky waitress really knew what she was ordering for us when she suggested it. As a mixer there was a simple Green Salad with a toasted almond dressing that kicked much ass, i must say. My two favorites are coming up next, A two piece of grilled rack of lamb chops "churrasco style with chimichurri" what ever tha hell THAT really is. I think its a bunch of made up words that sum upto "grilled sex with a side of more sex". It was damn delicious. Tender and melted in the mouth. These with the Hongos con epazote y créme (mushrooms sautéed with epazote and créma) made a perfect match and everytime i closed my eyes i swear i was in fucking heaven. In short, it was a cool place with unique and tasty food with prices that werent TOO bad for a trend-a-lot. I do so recommend their Coconut flan, by the by. Its possibly the best flan ive ever goddamn tasted. I almost cried. Wait, no, i DID cry. Not because of the flan but because the bill was over 65 or so bucks. Between the three of us. It was all good though. Great food almost always comes at a price.

<discuss: food....mmm mmm good>

 

The Italian Job is the best game based off an old Michael Caine movie centered in Italy made in England... EVER! Id go all wind long on ya but i decided that the above review on Fonda was too much so ill stop and say that this game is well worth the TEN measly dollars you will spend on it.

<discuss: Michael Caine? Italian Job? Wha?>

 

Comics used to take up a bunch of this ninja's time back in the day. Cartoons also were a big part in my growing up. One show i remember fondly, though mostly forgotten, was transformers. Big robots before they were really big in America. Well, the swell folks down at Dreamwave comics have taken it up to themselves to license the franchise from hasbro for prolly a million billion dollars or something close to that number to make comics based on the never ending battle between the autobots and the decepticons. Hey, decepticons, maybe if you changed your names to something less negative perhaps you'd have more friends, no? Just a thought. Checkout the comics, i think ish THREE is hitting shelves soon. Ive gotten the first two and they've been pretty decent so far. The art is outstanding and the writting/diologe leaves a lot to be desired, but overall decent. Sort of like Shin's mother off that street corner she seems to favor on weekends. Snap.

<discuss: Dreamwave, them kids got something, i tells ya>

 

What is THIS and WHY is it on one of my hard drives?! Actually it seems like a cool match between a d00d named "Cynic" and another d00d named "lanky bastard" Oops, i mean, "Chance Calloway". Actually, one of them kids is a bud of mine (the latter). I never knew non-pro wrestling could be this good. And i guess ill never know thanks to "Chance" that lanky bastard. Check out their neato site.

<discuss: independent wrastlin'>


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Updated-once-a-millennia SITE OF THE DAY!

Pimposity.com

Ninja
"lisa's dancing makes my feet sad"

Offering only a small latte, Musashimaru only sighed and accepted.
He was on a diet anyways, he thought.

E3 is going on right now, folks.
In case you didnt know.
If you didnt you deserve to be punished.

 

I really, at one point, thought that maybe it was possible to have actually existed computer gods. Before today i was happy to be in the ignorant bliss that stuff happened beyond the control of these hands to which these words are appearing now. Though i knew my fair share of ramdom computer bit nerderacy, many things like how one of my comps turns on and off in the middle of the night just seemed like a way of the computer gods getting to me el communicato. Well, i think its safe to say that all these foolish premonitions have been all in all smashed beyond any recoverability as i honestly think its safe to assume that even gods of all things computer wouldnt have been this blitzed at me to have killed my main boot HD for time eleven... no matter how bastardly fiendish they were.... or rather, could have been. To what do i account this reoccurring mishap to? The sun of course. That damned sun is involved. How you ask? well... now, i dont know HOW [or even why] it would go about doing something like this to me, but one thing is for sure: sun, yer goin down.


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Times Ninja's Comp has died: 11

New name for main boot disc: HD howMUCHiHATEninja x11

Ninja
"i am feeling fat and sassy"

"This fine state of Arkansas does not condone the molestation of animals, children, or family members-ss-ss-sss AAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!! I'm sorry... I just couldn't keep a straight face! Hoo boy... oh man..."
-Governor Mike Huckabee

Well, in his zeal to prove me wrong about the pronunciation of the word recluse, NInja managed to prove himself wrong. If you take a look at his post before his last, you can see that he put up a definition of said word. In that definition are the characters as follows: [re' kloos]. Unbenkowst to him (I suppose), that little apostrophe is the indication of the accent in that word. Had he actually been right, the characters would have read like this: [re kloos']. Okay, so we've established that Ninja doesn't always look things through wholly and completely before opening his big chinese mouth. We all do that. I know I do. I mean... I don't open my big chinese mouth... I don't have a big chi- and no I don't open his big chinese mouth!! Anyway!!! This time I decided to do a bit more research on it and found that both pronunciations of the word are acceptable. We were both right... and we were both wrong. If you don't believe me, go ahead and check Dictionary.com.


[Ninja: in my defense of Shin's zealousness towards my zeal... hes a damn dirty bastard]

 

I'd also like to say one thing about games people have been reporting about at E3. Games like the new GCN Zelda... or 'Cellda'. Instead of bitching and moaning about how it looks, why don't people just wait until it comes out? Sit on your ass until you have it in your hot little hands and are playing it yourself. Then, and only then, can you pass judgment on it. And even that still chaps my hide.

ShinHobbes
"Bluddy wankahs..."

Darren is smiling here because his third hand is stealing your wallet while you gaze into his magical Hypno-phone2000.
How does he have a third hand?
How does he have a third hand, indeed.

Here is what our media deems as worthy "news":

- old performer + dope = news

- trained monkey + stupidity = news

- famous people + superficial charity = news

- english people + stupidity + lost trousers = news

 

My computer has a first name, its b-i-t-c-h
My computer has a second name, its h-e-a-d-punk


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Times Ninja's Comp has died: 10, the big ONE-O

New name for main boot disc: HD SmyPRTYnIcnCrshFiWN2 x10

Ninja
"youve got the touch... youve got the pooooowaaaaa"

"I WANT TO DRINK GOATS BLOOD!"
Me too little Billy... me too.

The only reason I say Yummy! is because I have a box with a chocolate easter bunny in it in my room, and the name at the top is Yummy! That's it... that's all they could come up with for the name of this product. Granted it's a very yummy chocolate delight inside the box... but really. Why not something like... uhhh... Peter Chocolate-tail? Isn't that better? Okay... that may be really bad... but its a whole hell of a lot better that Yummy! Stupid people...

 

I'd like to make a short response to Dragonkat's post. Man... can you tell it to the man when you want to. I'm guessing you don't quite like the Mr. Bush... hehe. Actually... I've known you hated Bush for a long time now. I myself never really liked the guy. Always felt that I was more intelligent than him. Me... a young, stubborn, smart-ass from California. I definitely should not feel that way about the 'most powerful man in the world'. Wouldn't you agree?

 

On a lighter note... I thought I'd talk about my latest purchase from the gaming industry. Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis for the GBA (or AGB if you're an import fool). I haven't ever really sit down and played a tactical RPG before. I never had a PlayStation, so I never got the chance to play Final Fantasy: Tactics. I must say... I like it a lot. I always liked the gameplay and the character design of the Ogre Battle Saga games. To have a game that combines FFT and OB, is really cool. I know Tactics Ogre has long been a game for the PSX... but if you remember... I never had one of those Sony doo-hickeys. I have decided that I shall get a PS2 soon, either for Final Fantasy X!, or for a game being made by a friend of mine, Child Dreamer. So then I'll be able to play Valkyrie Profile! Whoo!!

<discuss: fight it out!>

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The Ninja-butt-in-on-shin's-post of the day:

"After seeing [Starwars] episode 2 [and liking it], doing something like this would prove to be highly 'picosita'"

ShinHobbes
"Would you like... to go to... the mooovies?"

Hello...vibrator?!

Bitsite is updated!

<discuss: Bitchar-Gs>

 

Someone was telling me that they thought the Ghost in the Shell game (for playstation) was about as fun as shoving one's own cranial unit into a hash shredder. Now, i dont know what a 'hash shredder' IS but i can tell you the game, in its own merits, is alot more enjoyable. Its based more so on Masamune Shirow's manga of the same name than the animé movie. This seems to put people off of the game as the requisite of opening a thing with pages proves to be too passé for the taste of most. I like the game and it likes ninja. I admit, there isnt much to the games overal experience but the control is easy to get into and the cutscenes are top notch, fusing the manga's character and mech design with the overall feel and technique of the animé. THQ also managed to get the "original" (read: US dub) voice actors from the animé into the game! With my new PSOne screen, a car and a bottle of heavy vodka ive been trying to buy up every game ive ever loved and traded in thanks to my bout with stupidity and furious frugality. ...Thats in case you were wondering why ive been covering older playstation games in my last few posts. Well, now ive got to find me a Street Fighter Zero/Alpha 3! In case you didnt know, PSOnes are now only $49.99!

<discuss: PSOnes 49.99!>

 

You DIDNT hear this from me, but Nintendo's gamecube is prolly going down to $149.99 tomorrow, er, today.

 

re'cluse (re-kloos), n. 1. a person wh olives apart from the world for religious contelmplation; an anchorite or anchoress. 2. a person who lives a secluded, solitary life. 3. a place of retirement or seclusion. 4. when ninja is finally right for once and shinhobbes is not. Mleh. :P

 

For those of us who dont copy and burn everything we lay our hands or otherwise on, we are screwed yet again. On the upside, this keeps people from buying Celine Dion albums.

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Stupid person of the day:
"how is that new Spyhunter game? is it dope? i heard its dope. Let me buy that."

Ninja
"i am so smart, i am so smart, s-m-r-t, i mean, s-m-a-r-t..."

right now he is wondering how many licks DOES it take
to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop...
if only he were a thinkin' man.

I never thought I'd live to see the day where a plastic (not made in) American flag on an SUV made you a better patriot then those who actually question our motives, and actually care about democracy"

 

I never thought I'd live to see the day when Americans would turn into merikans, so cowered by terror that they call the FBI on their fellow citizens for the merest hint of speaking out (which they consider un-American)

 

I never thought I'd live to see the day where those who still believe in the 1st amendment are also cowered to voice their criticisms of the administration, in fear of being turned in by these people. Not since the time of Joe McCarthy has America been trapped in such a climate of fear.

 

I never thought I'd be so ashamed to be an American, living in a country that let terrorists foreign and terrorists domestic cower them so badly they would willingly accept the totally misnamed PATRIOT ACT, a law that violates the bill of rights in countless places, allows the FBI to search your home WITHOUT your knowledge, and brings America one step closer to the police state the right wing seems to crave.

 

I never thought I'd see the day where those who do attempt to speak out are labeled as un-American, a terrorist, a member of the blame America first crowd, unpatriotic, or just simply that magic term to dismiss it all 'partisan and political'

 

I never thought I'd see the day where the VICE PRESIDENT of this country would threaten those who would seek the answers we all deserve to what the president did know. It is NOT a crime to ask what! It is NOT a crime to speak out! It is not shameful to voice our concerns in this time or ANY time! It is however totally shameful and totally against what this country stands for to use the excuse and specter of war as a shield to deflect these questions.

 

It is totally shameful to use the loss of 3000 American lives as an excuse to push a right-wing agenda.

 

It is totally shameful to use that loss and the excuse of a "war" on terror to defile the environment of Alaska for not needed oil. Oil that would not even go to America but instead would be shipped and sold in Japan so we could buy more on the global market.

 

It is totally shameful to use the excuse of "liberating the people and women of Afghanistan from the cruel Taliban regime" as a cover for American corporate interests. If America was so eager to destroy the Taliban, why did we give them 43 million dollars four months BEFORE 9/11? Was it as you say because they assisted the "drug war" or was it a payoff to help push a pipeline through the country for your corporate buddies?

 

You did know Osama was there didn't you? And on that topic funny how your Osama dead or alive line has begin Osama who? Wasn't he your best excuse for starting this "war" in the first place Commander in thief?

 

Oh well I guess you're to distracted about American forces invading Iraq so you can get revenge for poppy. Forget the fact that you haven't provided one shred of proof they had one tie to the excuse you started this so called "war" on. Forget the fact that doing so would destabilize the entire middle east, forgot the fact that the rest of the world has advised against it, after all we've got to get that oil err evil doer out of there!

 

Or perhaps the American troops in ex-soviet Georgia concern you more. Where our loyal troops are assisting training and equipping of the Georgian army to fight the so-called terrorists in the Pankisi Gorge bordering Chechnya. Such a noble cause of yours, helping all around the world to smoke those terrorists out. I'm guessing then it's just a coincidence that Georgia is also the shortest route between the oil reserves of the Caspian Sea (which are larger then even those of Saudi Arabia) and Turkey. And when you look at the fact that an international consortium of oil companies including BP, America's Chevron, Russia's Lukoil and France's Total considers Georgia the ideal route by which oil from Azerbaijan and Central Asia can reach Turkey and the West, as well as the fact that BP recently sent a risk analyst to the area to explore opportunities for expansion. Well it certainly does add an amusing tilt to things doesn't it?

So which is it? National security? Or corporate security?

It is totally shameful to use that loss and this so called "war" as an excuse to destroy the civil rights of all Americans. Lawyers have had attorney client privilege violated in the name of "homeland security." A college student in Chapel Hill NC had the FBI ask to search her home because a police officer saw an anti Bush poster, Twenty of the 37 members of the Peace Action Milwaukee group--including a priest and a nun--were pulled aside and questioned by Milwaukee County sheriff's deputies due to a government "No fly list." Their names being similar to those on it. Homeland security? Or national police state?

A country where our president shrouds his office in secrecy not seen since Nixon, a man who cowardly hides his papers as governor of Texas inside the presidential library of his father, rather then in the Texas State Library to HIDE from the tougher laws of Texas public information act.

 

A man who issued an executive order barring the release of papers of past presidents. Just in time (here's another coincidence everyone) to hide the planned release of the papers of President Ronald Regan and Vice President George Bush the first. This little order couldn't have had anything to do with the fact that these two oversaw a pesky little scandal called the Iran contra affair, a scandal that many of your current staff were around during too does it?

 

Was the order due to national security concerns you may have had, or is it just a cover-up of poppy's dirty laundry? National security or personal security George which is it?

 

Is this the America you want to live in?

"Those who sacrifice essential liberty for personal safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

---Ben Franklin--

 

Our current naked emperor Bu$h the second, stated "You're either with us or against us." Let me state for the record right now. If that's the case then I'm against the resident select 100%!

 

I will NOT abide the agenda of those who will wrap themselves in the flag with one hand while their other throws the constitution in the garbage.

 

I will NOT abide those who defile the memory of those who died on 9/11 treating the attack as a license to kill wherever America thinks it's newest evildoer is.

 

I will NOT abide those who claim asking why is a crass political move to capitalize on the emotions of 9/11, when these same hypocrites are trying to SELL a photo of Bu$h on that day as part of a $150 photo set.

 

I will NOT TOLERATE ONE SECOND LONGER! having my patriotism insulted for refusing to fall lockstep and tow the line.

 

And if that doesn't make me a good little merikan in eyes then guess what? You can "Get over it!"

 

And if this makes me in your eyes an evil anti American I say take a good look in the mirror to see the true face of those against what this country stands for.

 

And if you dismiss this as the words of an angry Democrat just wanting to engage in a little partisan sniping then let me tell you something. I'm a Democrat second and an American first!

 

Does this make me a terrorist to you? Then I'm proud to share that honor with someone else.

 

 

 

Democracy NOT Plutocracy

People NOT Sheeple

Representive government NOT Repressive Government

America the brave NOT Merika the cowered

Patriotism NOT Nationalism

DragonKat
"Loyalty to the country always, loyalty to the government when it deserves it"

--Mark Twain--

Huh? something over where?
I swear buffy, if this is another one of your tric- GAH!

Hello all!

Humor is something which is hard to define. Hard to control under a microscope. Some can harness it. Some THINK they can. People like myself seem to feel they can take humor by the hand and parade it through the town square only to find that the entire time... we've been had, we were actually courting STUPIDITY instead. Our mistake. Then there are some blokes like Don Hertzfeldt whom are actually funny incarnate. Honest truth. You may not believe me and, quite frankly, find my quips insulting and down right picosita, perhaps think that i need to go back to talking about games or some shit. Maybe you are saying, "Ninja... i dont believe you.... i find your quips insulting and down right picosita... perhaps you need to go back to talking about games or some shit" To you people i say thanks for the input and im AM the picosita KING. Be it undermining other's work or winning awards:

"Academy Award© nominated director Don Hertzfeldt's animated short films have collected 107 awards, four Grand Prizes, and a rather spooky cult following. The cartoons have been featured at the Cannes Film Festival, Sundance, Slamdance, MTV, the Independent Film Channel, the Bravo Channel, and several hundreds of film festivals in between. They are regularly featured with Spike and Mike's Festival of Animation. "

Sorry about the cut and pasty. But their own words sounded so much better than the ones in my head. Maybe cause the voices were speaking spanish and i only know english and german. Maybe a spot of japanese and chinese, but the voices didnt care. Anyways, id really like for you to also enjoy his work, specifically REJECTED. If anything, to make sure you are IN on the jokes that you dont seem to GET [from rejected] though they are wholly wholesome and largely hilarious even over and over and over and maybe another over. If anything, check out his lovely site. Its so much more entertaining than this one and has stuff you can enjoy for minutes, even HOURS to come!

<discuss:Don Hertzfeldt's anus is bleeding!>

 

Just bought Italian Job for my good ol PSX. Now armed with my portable SONY BRAND monitor, im going to see how long ill last on the freeway, driving whilst playing a driving game. Ill be back to tell yaz how ninja-y the game really is. Rockstar has already gotten lots of acclaim for brining the game stateside, mainly for having balls the size of bowling pins to actually releasing the game here of an obscure movie title and for a decomposing system. So far its very Driver (the first one, thank god) influenced. SCI took a step or two from reflections definite. I hope the rest of the spiel pans out this well. Its got a Michael Caine soundalike and everything!

<discuss: Michael Caine? Italian Job? Wha?>

 

PS2s $200. XBoxes $200. The sight of someones face who just purchased one of the two (or both!) systems JUST before the price drop: priceless. God i hate these jokes, why did even bother to type it out?! Eh, ill just edit it before i post it.

<discuss: PS2 and XBox, $200... reasons to immediatly buy XBox: still 1>

 

Coowell, SoulCalibur2 clip.

<discuss: Soul Calibur 2 is coo fo you too, foo>

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Stupid smart question of the day:
"how often do you think about running someone else off the road while driving?"

Ninja
"tea and cake and death!"

+7 to Political incorrectness
Roll d6 to see if "oriental people" all run laundry mats.

[-ninja, the slanty eye]

5/15/02 Sunday 11:39 PM
Well, well, well... Shin IS alive after all!!

[lies ALL lies!! NOOOOOO!! MY time at the TOP! I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!!!! -ninja]

*Yes! I'm alive and kicking. The reason I haven't been posting is... well... frankly, I'm lazy. There are plenty of things swimming in my head right now that I could have posted about weeks ago, but I just never really had the drive to sit down and type about all of it. So enjoy, god dammit! ENJOY!!

 

*Here's something! I applied and auditioned for UCLA not too long ago. As a back-up plan, in case I didn't get into that school, I also auditioned for an acting job that would have paid rather handsomely. If I didn't go off to school... at least I could make a lot of money until I applied again. Well, I first learned that I didn't get the job on the day of the callbacks. Right before lunch, they read off a list of people that made the 'first cut'. When I auditioned for the same job three years ago, I made that cut. However, I didn't get the job because i was 'too young'. So this time, I thought I'd at least make it that far. NO DICE! You have not been chosen! Leave the premises or we shall have these two hired thugs 'escort' you by your hair!! Well... okay it didn't really go that way... they actually carried me

out by my testicles. So no job. I hope I made it into UCLA... or else... I'm fucked!

 

UCLA: Hello... Mr. Danek?

Me: Yes?

UCLA: This is UCLA... we thought you might like to know... we refuse to accept

you into our exclusive club of very cool people.

Me: Oh... wow... thanks for letting me know?

UCLA: No problem. Thugs? Let him out by his testicles...

Me: But I'm at home! You called me! You can't esc- HOLY CHRIST! LEGGO!!

 

Needless to say... I'm at a stand-still in my life. But I'll get through it. I know it.

<discuss:UCLA? pfft more like POO-CLA. Oh snap.>

 

*Penny Arcade... I love thee. Gabe falling in love with Spider-Man. You don't get much better than that. [also checkout gabe crying. priceless -ninja]

<discuss:PA... you my only friend>

 

*Here's a little somethin' for all y'all to look and laugh at.

www.jesuschristsuperstore.net

 

*Well... I think I done said my piece for the time being. You may all resume your lives. Go back to doin' what you do love to do. I sure hope you get paid for it.

ShinHobbes
"I don't give a damn about a green-back-a dollar... spend it fast as I can!"

-Come Herby... we have a city to crush.
-Meep meep!

*Another HUGE bit char-g update folks! be sure to check em out!

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Stupid quote of the day:
"If there were no people in ancient times what did the dinosuars eat?"

Ninja
"spider sense tingling! wait, did i say spider sense? i meant stupid sense"

Sure they LOOK like a happy couple. But inside, Sarah was crying.

*Hey, looks like my comp died again. It was waiting, biding its time for just the right moment. I think it hates me. A hate consumes its black mechanical heart. Well, we are up and running again. The Giftastic r33l is being postponed till sometime next wheneverthefuckiwannamakeit.

 

*If you've been wondering where Shinhobbes has gone off to... SO HAVE I! Last i heard he grabbed his bible and headed off to bear country to learn how to become one with his inner animal. And when i say "bible" i mean RUNE. And when i say "bear country" i mean BEAR COUNTRY. Bear country is a name for his home, i guess. Sometimes i worry about the boy. Worry that someday ill take a knife to his little throat. And when i say "knife" i mean bladed instrument. And when i say "throat" i mean ILL DO IT MAN!! Dont say i didnt warn ya, shinny-pants.

<discuss:last i heard he was busy throwing cards or something>

 

*Have you ever seen something and thought it was great despite the fact that you had no idea what it was? ME TOO! Damn, we should get married and shyt. Anyways, i came across this cool site about this band called ROBERT and KAREN. Well, i can say THIS much. It HAS to be good... i mean, LOOK at the pics of them rockin hardcore! Ive never actually "HEARD" the stuff these guys put out, but with a site like THIS who NEEDS talent?! All of the links to muzak have run the coop and taken to a better life in the 404 land of nolinks. Oh, did i mention this site also happens to be of a band my buddy is in. Coincidence, huh?! Actually, given the fact that he does in fact have more talented bones in his body than most people actually LIVING the rockstar lifestyle credits these bloks beyond any complement i can give. Unless they were all were all astronauts. Ya cant beat going into space, YA JUST CANT!

<discuss:doh... i wanna be a rockstar...!>

 

*New Bandai WonderSwan Crystal to be released soon. Its faster, better looking, has more features and has better sound. In other news regarding things that will never happen in america: Godzilla Rampages through Tokyo. Eats sushi. Poops. People hold noses in aghast horror. Film at 11.

<discuss: wee... so whats new for my GBA again?>

 

*Sony says no drop announcement in price for PS2s at E3. "hey, while we are bending gamers over and behind-ing them now, why not keep it up till they are too sore to sit!" Real quote. Honest. Teehee.

<discuss: it will drop... oh, it WILL drop>

 

*What is YOUR pirate name?

<discuss: doh, it was Wee Smelly Wang>

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Times Ninja's Comp has died: 9

New name for main boot disc: HD poopyshitsucks x9

Ninja
"shed"

the first one is always free (at least mine was :)

*...Ok, thats a lie, ive been developing a twitch. Its not a bad one just a steady and methodic one. It happens every time this goddamn game needs another credit. How can a game like this even exist? Its pokemon but not annoying or belittling and with horses. Not pink ones not ones that fly and have multiple attacks, just plain old... digital horses. I dont think heroin ever had it this good. I dont know how to explain it, you just have to trust me on this one. Check out the site here and tell me how stupid it looks. Dont worry, i KNOW this. But until you play it keep that pie hole firmly in shut position. Its just a try. One try. Only one try. One try and tell you paychecks 'goodbye'. Of the many things you can feed your horse to get its special stats up, B33r is the only one that raises a hidden stat, its "power". And this game ISNT made in America. Oh, and you can also track any horse's stats and abilities by simply carrying around a little card. This card tells you the parents of the horse (breed even with your own retired horses) and saves all the info you need to continue this wonton lust for arcady lovin. I feel i cannot do this game justice by simply speaking about it. I honestly wish i could goto YOUR house and drag you by YOUR limbs after helping myself to YOUR popcicles and bring you to an arcade near you that contains this machine. Its so great i only wish every like-minded individual could feel as used and consumery as me.

**warning, site contains gratuitous levels of Engrish and other sloppy grammar**

<discuss: Horse games? we dont need no stinking horse games!>

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Stupid Retail Question of the Day:

"Hi, do you have that game with the guy with the gun. He shoots things, right?"

Ninja
"he's a real grade A PUTZ!"

TAG! YOU'RE IT D00D! HAHAHA! ...D00d? oh shit. <ninja vanish!>

5/1/2002 wed 10:46 PM
Just a wee bit o the updatin' II: the revenge

updated 5/3/2k2

*If there is anyone who can kick down polls and surveys to a brutha ninja, its Poll-Man! But when Poll-Man isnt around i guess i could settle for Fuzzy Hat. I GUESS. Here is another one but it sides on nerd. Its tells you what type of computer programing language you are. Heh, and here I am here thinking that only COMPUTERS were in need of such telling. Twas wrong again... uh, me. Sitting here, eating BDay ice cream [danke, bro], i wonder if PERL is really the language that i NEED right now. For those of you who dont know what im talking about: its ok, most dont. To those of you who DO know what im talking about: Go outside, i hear the sun DOESNT burn away your flesh. Its true. Ive SEEN it.

<discuss: Polls? we dont need no stinking polls!>

 

*YAY! new poll of the month. Well, the results are in for last months... and i must say imn shocked:


So i guess if a car happened to come speeding towards us (yes, collectively) instead of moving out of the way in time [1%= right leg, quicker], we would try to quickly draw a stop sign in hopes the driver would obey [6%= Right arm, more drawing]. If that didnt work we would next use our keen eyesight [11%= uh... i WAS gonna say WANG but i decided another eye, instead...] to find the nearest old person (preferably crippled) and beat him/her up [11%= Left arm, more hitting things] hoping that the driver would see the display of elderly beatage thus become aghast of the sight thus fainting and pulling the steering wheel to the right just missing us by an inch, action movie-style. If THAT didnt work we would prolly try to stop the car with our bear hands [12%= Left leg, higher jumping abilities] but remembering quickly [18%= Another head] how that turned out LAST time we would then ...uh...would throw it some sultry looks [14%= Id pick WANG if i had one] (maybe show some leg) or for the men, prance around talking about our wangs [28%= Screw that! WANG!] and the such only to ultimately end up road hash. Man, and to think all that trouble we went through. Eh, not like we need another anarchist on the streets anyways. Next Subject.

<discuss: Polls? we dont need no stinking polls!>

 

*Dead as hell :_(

<discus: The GIA... should have been an april fools joke...>

 

*eMac? is that sort of like an e-rritating name scheme? Remember kids, "a learnin' man's a sucka"

<discuss: apple and education? whoda thunk?>

 

*Mmmm, birthday Sake in meh... i think im gonna lay down... for... a... zzz

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Ninja once say:

"Wise man say things only cause he need girl in bed. Me? Drugs are more proficient."

Ninja
"in the rain or in the snow, i got the funky funky flow"