"I can see your butt" said Jimmy to Susy. She giggled. Then he added, "No, your ass is hanging outta your costume, stupid" For some reason, Jimmy didnt have too many friends.

Ok, when and how did we loose our game skills? Or should i say MY game skills. I remember being able to shoot through Ghouls N Ghosts like it were nobodies business but the thumbs. 'Super' or not. When did Donkey Kong Jr get impossible to pass? Where did we falter? I only with i had the answers to these questions. These are some really great games that i used to eat up and spit out on a quarter but now when i go into the ring with these very same games the only thing im spitting out are my teeth on account of the difficulty. Are games these days babying us? Im to not think that Metal Gear Solid isnt something was made to ease us into a new era of over-complex but under-difficult gaming? What about such amazing achievements like Panzar Dragoon Saga and Radiant Silvergun! Surely these didnt soften us up. Im at a loss. I only hope i have a cure.

 

Konami canceled MetalGearSolid:Substance for the XBox. At least in Japan. Well, RARE has some good news for us XBox'ers. But Smilebit/Sega makes ninja sad again.

 

Overworks says Shinobi will have over 20-50+ hours of gameplay? Huzgah?!


Happy happy joy joy! Halo2 shots all new. All shiny. All sexy. All sexy?!

 

Super Ghouls 'n' Ghosts for the GBA is some solid, platform, side-scrolling lovin. If it werent for the fact that the first level is something of a bitch to pass (read: if my old school gaming skills, been there some, were to return) So many zombies. I think ive run across every single human to have ever died in just the first part of the first level. Ive played through it about 60 times. Luckily, a sort of battery save feature is implemented. This alone has saved my GBA from becoming permenently embedded into my wall. When you die, you get sent right back to the beginning of the level you just traversed, only really getting as far as you can get by previously hitting certain invisible level markers. Altogether an enjoyable play. Frustrating to no end, it fastly becomes a battle of skills and patience. Both of which ive been a bit short of lately. Worth every penny, this one is a keeper. I have no idea what this man is dribbling on about. It is quite hard. But that doesnt make it a bad game.

Speaking of Capcom. All of there Dreamcast games are now only US$9.99!! Considering how semi-difficult it is to find Techromancer and StreetFighterZero3 are. Wee.

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NorthAmerica's Top Ten Selling Games of August:

Rank	Game Title	Publisher	Platform	Sales (Dollar)	Sales (Units)
1	Madden 2002	Electronic Arts	PS2	46,144,320	930,329
2	SuperMario Sunshine	Nintendo	GC	17,313,710	350,768
3	Socom:Navy Seals	Sony	PS2	9,599,110	161,217
4	NCAA Football 2003	EA	PS2	7,604,977	152,172
5	Madden 2003	EA	PS2	7,241,994	146,150
6	GTA3	Take2	PS2	5,834,751	117,027
7	Dead To Rights	NamcoHometek	XB	5,392,128	105,856
8	MetalOfHonor:Frontline	EA	PS2	4,434,639	89,363
9	Onimusha2	Capcom	PS2	3,994,816	83,799
10	NFL 2k3	Sega	PS2	3,849,684	77,585


So we'd rather put our money into a franchise that is basically the same every single year (new shiny helmets and grass textures aside) than play something that engages our mind with something refreshingly new. The Xbox's only showing is a game which effectively steals a little something from every good action game since Battletoads and mix- mashes it into something of a hideous monster. Great you have 80 ways to kill a guy, now how about some real substance in gameplay? Its hard to not be a cynic when there is so much mediocrity being not only shoveled out from companies but sucked up us consumers. I think ill take up crocheting. Bitch bitch bitch et al..

Ninja
"Hes not my father. Hes my lover. Im going for a walk."

Ryan#1: So, like... where did i park the car?

Ryan#2: we came in a car?

There's something about waking up at 4:30 in the afternoon that makes one feel guilty.

 

TGS had ended leaving us with a ton of news. Starcraft Ghost, Rare being bought by Microsoft, a new VirtualOn WITH twinsticks for the PS2, Perfect Dark ZERO fo NGC canceled, XBox Keyboard, new date for Ikaruga Gamecube, and so much more that im too lazy to put it all down here. To all the people who have put aside the petty system war bullshit (or to those whom never started) we have a great year coming up!

 

So Robotech i hear is some shoveled hot shit. Course, its not such a good idea to get the info from Macross fanatics. ITs supposed to be much like VFX and MX2 and ive played both of those. Shoveled hot shit. I guess the only decent Macross game thus far is still Do You Remember Love. Figured.

 

eCard Reader. This is by far the coolest little gadget from Nintendo in a long time. Ok, basically, this is a card scanner, but since its nintendo it never is 'basically'. What else is to be expected from the people who brought us pokemon and the gameboy camera, Creatures Inc. The thing comes with a pack of cards to which one may fool around with and scan while more cards are released. All the front end menus are simple as anything can be. Theres an intro screen with "press A start" on it. After this screen another equally simple screen comes up with three options: Scan Card (i think this is where it allows you to SCAN A CARD but im not sure), communication (link and DL programs from your gamecube) and Access saved data (where loaded applications are stored into flash ram). Selecting "Scan Card" and sliding a card into its slidy area prompts come up depending on the card. The "Starter Pack" it comes with contains Manhole (the old school game and watch game), an animal crossing card (which while you can scan all day to your blackened heart's content will do nothing until you link it with Animal Crossing in your gamecube. I think something unlocks in the game), three pokemon cards (Machamp, machoke and Machop. Each card has two slide sides to it, one across the bottom which loads data and stats on the pokemon and one across the left side which loads one third of a mini game. SLide all three of the same type of pokemon and it loads a whole mini game. The one which these load kinda sucks. You are a little Machop guy and you punch spinning mode7 rocks. Wee.). If you buy your eCard reader from Electronics Boutique they can kick you down another free card, an air hockey game which is quite fun. They should also have a bunch of cards for your demoing pleasure. The Pichu and Hoppip (who the fuck names these things?!) mini game is alot of fun. It reminds me of that old Konami Simpsons arcade game mini game. The one where you have to inflate Krusty's head as a ballon. Yeah! Anyways, the 'reader comes in two flavors, Donkey Kong and Pinball. Can you guess which games are bundled, kiddies? Initially there are also BallonFight, ExciteBike, tennis as well as donkey kong and pinball. Each is priced at a swell US$4.99! I still cant believe this thing came out over here. So though there isnt much for us eCard people to play around with right now there possablilities are endless. I dunno if the US$40 price tag makes it worth it right now. Soon though...

 

Armored Core3. Tougher than previous ones, but still a whole lotta fun. Cant bring over older mechs. Boo. Fun if you are a fan. Im kinda waiting for the subrelease Silent Line to come out. First person cockpit view!

 

Thanks to Kingdom Hearts i have a new found love for Utada Hikaru. She did the intro music (the english version is called Simple and Clean, also sung by her) for the game. Most Jpop, i admit makes me grind my teeth and want to run over kittens but Hikki (as the kids call her) is something of a different cloth. She writes all of her own stuff and is fluent in english AND japanese. Her rendition of Fly Me to the Moon is outstanding. Check it out. In other Kingdom Hearts news, those of you who have yet to experience the joys of hearing Disney characters speaking japanese should checkout this clip.

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Kick-ass-ingest, ass-kicking indy film production site of the day:

Nothamlet.com

Be sure to checkout these two hillarious music clips too :) Slipfall what?

Ninja
"simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight"

Oops. I, uh... was looking for the bathroom... You wouldnt know where it is do you? The, uh, bathroom, i mean. <cough>

Once upon a time there was this ninja. He paid his taxes and had a cat named Katt. The sun rose everyday and the moon sat cool in the sky nightly. One day this ninja decided to visit his nice friends. Everything was going fine until his car exploded on the long long freeway. He was sad. But then he got news of a new Blizzard game and it made everything all better...

 

Ok ok. So i didnt EXPLICITLY say that there was gonna be another Starcraft game. But ive told a countless number of others regarding the subject. Like, remember that time i was all: "hey. Whats up?" What i REALLY saying i had an underlying the feeling in my britches that Blizzard is indeed putting together another space game. Ok, so maybe thats not what really went down in mi casa. It prolly was something along the lines of hmm.. i wonder how much cheddar would cost if it were the currency norm. Or something to that cheese relation. If ANYONE would have gotten psychic foresight it would have been these blokes, PA. Course knowing the folks in Irvine [Californ'y] und San Meteo [als Cali] would pull this franchise bag. Its too good to leave alone. Im usually the one to first smug on when another sequel sent to stomp out originality is piped into a home near you but blizzard is one of the few companies whom i feels its ... slide-able. I know, i know, Warcraft 3 is effectively Starcraft with a twist or two and the same as that game is to warcraft before it, but hot damn they are fun. Wait a minute i think i got off on a rant there. Starcraft:Ghost isnt the real time strat game that most everyone knows and loves. In fact its so far from it that its just about on a whole plane of general existence. First on the list of blaspheme (snicker) is the platform its gonna be played on. Not PC. Not Mac. Not Console. Not... wait, YES console. Its gonna be created for "the next-generation of console systems". A term i always found funny considering arent what we have NOW considered the CURRENT generation of console? Nothing NEXT about em being as they are here PRESENTLY. Whatever. 3rd person too? Oh my. Tactical-Action is the monikered genre and not a screeny of anybody running around with FAMASs nor PSG1s in sight. Blizzard's previous background of creating console 3rd person games (what else was there really back then) i hope comes in focus to shine. Oh, some other company, nihilistic shows up as a co-developer. Hmm. The only other game im familiar from them is Vampire: Redemption. If anything it was a fun engine to tool with. The power of it was lost on the folks who sought only to smash things with clubs instead of explore the flexibility of the system. In Ghost im sure there are a plenty thangs to smash with club-like weapons but what really gets me thinking is how they will incorporate all the elements of the ghost into this type of game and also stay true to the integrity of the character that Starcraft molded. Times worth waiting for, indeed. I honestly couldnt derive an answer as to how much of each part of the development pie either company was really lego-ing together... So im just gonna assume Blizzard is doing most of it. At least the really sexy parts. An assumption im sure will leap up from its land of the assumed below and bite me in my assuming ass. Assume thusly thus. The FAQ already touches on the usability to wield many of Starcraft's vehicles. Snap. Now, kids, Blizzard says the title should be done around the end of next year. Blizzard said the title should be done around the end of next year. BLIZZARD said it should be DONE around the END of NEXT year. HAHA. Wow, thats some funny shit. I dont think the B' owes much of its über elongated development times to procrastination. They have managed to pull through on each, every and all occasions. Sure screens may change drastically and ideas lost and gain affect the game but they still keep on making the game they wanted to. When they unveiled this game at TGS 2 days ago the first thing that flew into my head was: Well, i cant wait to play it in 2006. Maybe, with the help of nihilistic, the development ball will take to rolling. Quick and richly put together. Shit, now im waiting for a miracle. If there one company id like to see try and pull it off itd be this one. Nova, the protagonist, is enough part-ninja [slinky stealth, yeah!] to make me even that much more happy. yes, even the thought of a console blizzard game has me lickin my chops. And i didnt even know i HAD chops to my previous understanding.

I feel really bad for my dog. I think he seeks freedom i the worst way possible. Given he is a mess when it comes to showing affection to his feeders and poop cleaners but he something of an all night howler. I feel for the sucker, but i dont know what to do about it. Im so unaccustomed to hearing the mutt wail that when it hits me that its a mutt under MY care its something of a shocker. I think ill take him on a walk or something. Or maybe a smoke. That'll calm him down.

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Number of times Ninja's Comp has exploded VERSUS the amount of times his car has caught on fire/gotten smosh'd/exploded/imploded:
Computer: 21 times of utterly frustrating hair-pulling induced computer crash-idge.
Car[s]: 10 times of causing others to honk in mocking fashion inducing endless, frustrating hair-pulling.

Ninja
"Heavy morals seem so light but when it comes to cash im gonna die all right!"

Now where did i put that dead body?

I guess an intro isnt needed today. So youz aint gettin one. Mleh. KingdomHearts thus far has met all my expectation of what i had wanted in the game. And ive only just gotten past the into. I know i know, i shouldnt be forming any sort of opinion about that game gathered simply on the opening FMV, but hot diggidy damn Utada Hikaru! The Opening theme is a BEAT and a half. To not spoil too much for the uninitiated, ive got only about 3 or so hours into the game and much of it has been spent checking out the little mini games it allows you at the start. In fact, ive not even entered the brimming meat of the disc yet. The little games have me contented for now. I first off noticed how the status screen was surprisingly sparse for a Square game. Being it an action game, i guess not that much excess fat is needed when beaten the shit outta lets say a person deserv'd of a shit beating. Contained in the stats screen are your Hit points, Magic points, A-somthing points, strength, defence, level and exp to earn next level. Thats it. The front ends are not as cartoony and playful as i thought they might have been. Front end MENUS, i mean.

In whole the game itself is alot darker and brooding that i thought it'd be. To all those who thought this would be a kids game. Well... you were right to some extent but it has been put together in such a way that even us big kids could get into it too. Not that id recommend this game to anyone under 16 mind you, its just that its clutterless and easy to jump into. Ive not gotten that far in so... I cant tell you one thing, Squaresoft needs to NEVER make another platforming game. The use of the camera makes me wanna break my controller and mail it to Tetsuya Nomura with a picture of my favorite finger raised on high playing the race with Riku. It harks back to the days of Crono Trigger and the town square race. Or was it FF3/6? Dammit, theres so much more to say but the game is calling for me.

For you non Square likers, here are some trailers:

*The Man from Elysian Fields

*Das Experiment

*Spirited Away

*The Knockaround Guys

*American Gun

*Friday After Next
*I Spy
*The Transporter
*Interview with the Assasin
*Invincible

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The Man, it HAS to be a FAKE site of the day:

despair.com

Ninja
"one sky, one destiny"

Ninja
"IM SOMEBODIES MOTHER!!"

From RateMyKitten.com (an affiliate of rotten.com?!)

...and i want a pony, and some wrapping paper, and a new cat box to poop in, and...

Nothing like the sweet smell of a brand new car. So so sweet. Too bad i bought a used one. Teehee. I got meself a First Gen (88) Acura Legend L. Its pretty schweet, in all actually. Its the same hp of of my previous tbird but with half the weight and a fourth the length. Its got enough kick in its v6 powerhouse when business is needed and enough luxury when it isnt. Its also got a lovely speedline on its side. Sure, it was put there by some disgruntled, key wielding ass, but a speedline no-less. Actually, is more of a speedwigglyline. Anyways, im quite happy with the purchase and now can cart myself asian all around town. That is if it didnt overheat all the time. I need to check it out i guess. OR... i can wait and simply drive it around till i finally have fire shooting outta the hood in an amazing spectacle for all to see. I could charge tickets. Both instances take time i dont have. Both need money which i dont have. Eh. I wonder if Acura/Honda make a bicycle.

 

Just then them Japanese kids and folk seem to get tons of cooler shit than us american swine, they go and do THIS. Kingdom Hearts is due here in on the 18th of this month and WAS supposed to be better than the Japanese version. Given its more time in the cooker (it was released some time ago in Japan, of course) Square had some time to throw some new swag into OUR version. Then stole it back and made a better version.

 

Tekki is out in Japan. And its 50 bucks LESS than what WE get to pay for it. Again, this is the 40+ button controller game for the Xbox (prounouncd Zi-bauk, to the fucking stupid) all meched out and sim'y to the max. You can actually import it for about only 10 more bucks than what you might have to wait and pay ten less bucks in the US (US$249.99). Hey, did i mention its 99.9% english in-game? Well, i will in a second! Sheesh, get off my back. I hear modding your Zi-bauk is a simply endeavor too. Score. To keep you wanting to waste your money like me on this behemoth, here are some ass kickin comercials for the game: Uno and Two-o.

MegaMan/Rockman Zero is setting up to be one of my favorite of the series. Its clear that the lineage is of the X games but there are many new influences which keep the formula fresh. For one thing, its much MUCH harder than any of the X games and harder than most of the original series. Since you are only given one life you play each mission like its your very last. Cause it is. Well, you are given continues (i think the max is like 9) but everytime you use one you have to start the mission from the very start. Poogas. Its possible to pick up more continues as you traverse but the frequency of finding them is akin to seeing how many eggs you can balance on your face. You can only get so many before you have to BREAK something. Ohhhh, and break something i almost did. My GBA became a nice heavy projectile like i had a target painted on the wall. Yeah, this game is very frustrating. Im starting to get the hang of it, but the fact i have to keep tilting the damn thing to catch JUST the right light doenst help. Another thing, this is prolly the most NON megaman since legends made the man in blue polygonal. Gone are the level select screens, now you are given missions to complete. Some not available till previous ones are beaten. And done expect none of that start level beat boss get ability anymore either. Some missions dont even HAVE a boss in the WHOLE of em. Blaspheme, i know. But hold ye thine pitchfolks down, kids, there are bosses scattered about. Hard as they come. Some are even based on older bosses from previous games too. Id keep going but i need to finish this mission here. There are some other things called elves. Cyber elves. They give you abilities and such. Uh, theres more than just the saber and the blaster. I just got this sort of anal blaster weapon rod thingy. You'll see what i mean. Did i mention there is a mini town feature too? The base to which your tv, bed and pron are situated is multi tiered with a populace all its own. Yeah, so like i like this game. And i think you Rockman-heads out there will too. Chcck it out, d00ds and ma'ams. If you can, pick you up some import Rockman Zero instead. The US version is sans "blood" ^_^||

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Editorial that didnt really happen...whats that over there?! of the day:

You didnt see this here. In hopes of squelching my disgust towards this country's new found patriotism and lost ideals i decided to not talk about how it almost seems like we are almost celebrating terrorism and its attempts to make us upset at things that are bad than not letting it get us down. Such description, 'bad'. I use this word for i really think most americans are simply acting and emoting and not thinking because they think what happened was 'bad'. Dont get me wrong people did kill other people and i think thats one of the fucking worst things anyone can do but enough symbolism and false patronage. Think about it and move on. Wallowing in it is just what they want us to do. Im not going to go into the little 9/11 mass get together i attended. One of my friend's was performing in it. About how they were handing out candles (coupled with wax stoppers) and plastic flags and pins and stickers. Ive not had so many party favors since i was a kid. Im all about honoring the fallen and the brave but singing about it and forcing candles to people just watching the spectacle... its something off. Isnt this sort of collection of acts what cults are supposed to do? I was sitting and thinking about all the people who had been killed and all the lost lives of not just the people who lay dead but the people whos lives are now also forever lost because of loosing someone else. This all lay heavy as i couldnt even wrap my head around the whole thing. And then i had a candle and flag shoved in my hand. What the hell was i supposed to do with these? Ok, the flag. I live in America, i know this and i am very thankful. But what am i supposed to do with it? it looks like it was made in a Taiwan or Korea or something. Maybe im just a cynical ass (ding ding ding) but i really dont like people thinking they can just throw a flag on their car and call themselves anti terrorism. Nationalism yay. Im not going to write any of this down in fear that ill be branded a pro-terrorism fiend. I always say, do what ever you want just dont hurt anybody in the process else you get unto you tenfold. Thus, what happened was wrong and i wish those shit faces didnt off themselves too before we got to them. I love the country i live in but i fear something worse is breading fast in the minds of our people. And if something bad doenst come from outside itll come from within. All that im NOT going to ask you to NOT do is think before acting. Dont let what the government shovels into your open ears and soften brain be your final say. Think. This land is based on freedoms which we cannot allow to be compromised. Mind you this is only the string of conciousness here, if anything this is convoluted. There are so many points i dont wish to not make. So, uh, wont. And one more thing... <runs away before men in black suits can grab him>

Ninja
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?"

"JEE! AH! DA-BO-E! EN! U-REE-FU!" (You don't have to get that... just LOOK at them!)

Okay... here I am. I have so many freakin' things to talk about. I know I haven't posted in a long time, but that's because I've been out of my house a whole lot. And when I am i my house, I'm either playing a game, watching TV, or procrastinating... to not write this here post. Procrastination is... one of my specialities. I didn't write notes either on all the shitload of things that have happened to me... so I'm wingin' it.

 

The biggest thing to happen to me is... I up and got a girlfriend. I don't quite know how it happened... I kinda' got blind-sided by the whole thing. I was havin' fun at a little get-together that just so happened to take place at a pool. We will call this a pool-party, even though it was far from any party I've ever been to... 'cause it was lacking booze. Anywho, the girl I was kinda' dating (Jenni) was in Canada... on vacation. She had told me previously that she didn't want a relationship of any sort. She especially told me she didn't want a long-distance one... on the count that I was leaving for UC Riverside in a few months. So... here I was... waiting for her to return from Canada... for nothing. Maybe we'd fool around a bit... but... nothing for the long-run. So... at this pool-party... there's this girl (Cheyenne). Bet you didn't see that coming. Anyway... she happens to be the ex-girlfriend of one of the guys that was in the same cast as I. West Side Story cast... geez you people...*WHOOSH!* So we talk a bit, but not one-on-one... King, Lawrence (if you don't know these people... don't worry... neither do I) and I talk to her. We are all sittin' in the hot tub... so it's nice. Then it comes time to leave... and we all non-chalantly ask for her AIM name. She announces it... its easy to remember... we all keep the name in our heads. This girl is very good-looking... and she's wet... and has a two-piece on. You'd do the same thing. So the next morning... I come on to AIM and add her name. Nuts... she's not on. Oh well. The next day we decide to go swimming again. She's there again. We talk a bit more... we leave. A few days go by of not seeing her on AIM... and then I have work. It gets very slow at work... so I decide to log-on. She's on! Whoo!! But she's away... BOO! I leave a message... but all of a sudden, work gets busy. Poo-stick! I'm forced to log-off. When I get home from work... she's on. We talk a bit... I somehow manage to make her laugh a few times. A day goes by. I log-on... she's bored. I hint at the fact that I'm not doing anything... and am bored as well. We beat around the bush a little. Finally I get her to tell me straight-out whether she wants me to come hang out with her. She says yes... I pee my pants. I go to her house... we hang out for the day. In the course of hanging out... she tells me she really doesn't want a relationshp. When I get home... I'm feeling... ambiguous. I log-on. She's there and we talk. She drops a bomb-shell on me. I changed her mind about not wanting a relationship. Stupid ol' me!! How the fuck did I pull that off?! I remind her that I'm leaving soon, and she actually tells me that she wouldn't mind trying a long-distance thing. I pee my pants. So that's mostly that story. We ended up going out a few more times before I asked her to be my girlfriend. A week after that... I told her I loved her. It seriously slipped out of my mouth. She returned the feelings... told me she loved me too. I pee my pants. This relationship is crazy. We fell in love so fast... and the feelings are so strong... it's mind-boggling. I've never been happier. Oh yeah... and Jenni? She's okay... she acknowledged the fact that she had previously told me she didn't want a relationship. She was completely mature about the whole thing. Very cool. So here I am... in love... and writing again. ^_-

 

Okay... my birthday also happened. Got myself a 21st year under the belt... and I have the bruises to prove it. Well, I had the bruises. Yes... I can buy the booze now. Rejoice. For my birthday I got a PS2. I've been playing Onimusha 2... and have been having a lot of fun. I've been Issen-ing to my hearts content.

 

I buckled and got a cell phone. It's nice to have all the numbers that you can't remember stored in a little doo-hickey that goes in your pocket. Hark! It can dial and call those numbers too?!! NO! Well I'll be a monkey in a bucket!

 

Just a few more weeks 'til I leave for UC Riverside. I still have yet to pack up all my shit. I must do that. Wish me luck.

 

I know there's more than just that... but remember... no notes. If I remember anything important, I'll post. Peace all!

ShinHobbes
"Quelqu'un a fait pipi dans sa mère."

Ninja
"be sure to wipe the ceilings, aight?"

Sonovabitch mini bonzai in the road!!

Alright, so im not prepared to have a dog. Koko, the 4 month old german Sheppard is one mean poopin machine, let me tell you. And when he isnt profusely shitting all about the outsides of my home he is whining and barking at all and every thing he can lay his bark onto. Be it a cat or the wind or some other fucking doggy voices in his doggy mind. Whatever it is he just goes at it. Whining and barking. Then more shitting. Im not prepared to have a dog. But im happy i have one now. Aside from Katt going nutz every few minutes at Koko rushing the screen door just HOPING for it to be not there just ONE TIME sos he can get himself a taste of katt's behind, something katt, of course, has done everything to keep from coming true on koko's doggy wish list. The mutt has provided a bunch of unguided, unbridled puppy love. Course when the fucker is about the size of two small children (or a normal sized Fuzzy Hat or Shinhobbes) it makes it hard to tell when he is trying to convey his love or merely trying to stomp me down into a little pile of chinaman dust. All in all, im still happy he is around and my bro is happy he now has the big dog he has always wanted. Now if only he were around enough to take care of the damn thing. Oh well.

 

Respect once afore given to a Mr Nimoy was once thought as given well. Now how the mix/matching of something this godamn hilarious had ever gotten to BE AND THEN be eluded by the scopes of me is a feat above and beyond anything i could even begin to imagine. Hurrah, lunacy!

 

Trouble was i when the moons did fall but also the suns right after till the skies were as a naked pallet. Naked and unsensical. Close my eyes, i did, and allowith the days to run till open them and the sun once again lit my face and licked my brow sheen of its sweat. Ikaruga comes out in like a day!!!!! GUUUUWAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

Guess you like i, one cannot kill what lay dead a night afore. Sirs, let my words which speak only the truths atune to things gaming, i stay smiling at the tune of this into my ears and onto my eyes. KOF2002 i say?

 

Stay thee naives whom didnt grasp at the chance to liken the gods onto their eyes as this game into their gamecubes. Rune, of course i speak of. Now another comes and will you ask yourself if same thus the fate befallen thus, Rune2[Lost Kingdoms2]?

Whats this? A 3D capcom VERSUS fighter? Nay, cannot be for capcom wouldnt soil such a wonderful series such as VERSUS with a spit of these. For Capcom is a noble and just company.

 

Till October shall we wait to playith another dose of the Grand Theft Auto. The fare old ladies barith the mark of mine bat upon their heads. I swear it.

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Funniest Blatant Bash of a Huge Corporation of the day:
toolness.com/nike!

Ninja
"i have a fever and the only remedy is more cowbell"